So today a woman ordered 6 wings, which comes out to about half a pound usually. this particular instance it came out to .46 and that was $2.30 because its $4.99 a pound. she started complaining that she was paying too much and they i weighed it wrong. For 6 wings $2.30 is great. Considering you go to a pizza place and the same exact wings are 6 for $4.99. either way i had to get out pencil and paper to show her the math behind it all. Food Service sucks

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SquantOWN’D [click to share]

So a customer walks up with a bag of candy (he didnt pay for it, and it’s sold by weight so every time he eats some its stealing that he cant even say he’ll pay for it later.) while eatimg this candy asks to purchase a coffee. he comes back and complains the coffee sucks and must be old. (it was a fresh batch) so he buys a soda and complains he wont pay full price. later he steals more candy.

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Mind Readers

Protecting the world from eggs without tabasco sauce

 

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Corgi Riding a Swing

If God didn’t want us to treat our pets like our children, he wouldn’t have made them cuter than babies.

“i have so many food allergies i dont come to the deli often”

what i wanted to say back: well then if you have to be cautious about what you eat do you really want to put your life in a 19 year olds hands? i mean really, i get paid minimum wage im not going to take care of you like a doctor would.

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Surprised Palm Tree

He’s officially gone coconuts from being in the sun too long.

marisah92:

Overflowing with cuteness. <3

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Stupid Looking Bicycle Umbrella Invention

To be fair, it is great protection against sunlight and respect